Lindsay Lohan Still Stealing Stuff

You know how some people are just ridiculously audacious? The kind of people who would walk up to a little kid, snatch an ice cream cone right out of her hand, then walk away licking the delicious treat? That’s Lindsay Lohan. Only instead of stealing desserts from small children, she steals expensive, one-of-a-kind jewelry from famous designers. Reports HintMag (via Celebitchy):

Three days ago, before leaving the City of Light and Ungaro in a hot mess of bad reviews, Lindsay dropped in on the Paris showroom of New York/Montreal-based accessories label Arielle de Pinto.

Ever-presumptuous, Lindsay wanted to “borrow” several one-of-a-kind samples for an unspecified party and shoot. Arielle’s team made an imprint of her black credit card—just in case. Sure enough, Lindsay just left Paris with the pieces. Can you guess the rest? When the showroom tried to charge the credit card, they were notified the card had been canceled.

But Lindsay says that’s all a pile of horse poopy, hitting up Twitter with:

That’s a lame lie. Especially considering the people at the company are my friends and we laughed at this. F for failed attempt.

See, the thing is, we’re always hearing these kinds of stories. Lindsay’s absconded with jewels, furs, clothes, car stereos. But Lindsay seems to get burgled just as much. It’s kind of like the universe balancing itself out. Kind of like when you gave that one chick herpes and then her best friend gave you crabs. What comes around goes around, we guess.

We tweet, just like Lindsay. Only our Twitter involves more poop jokes and less defending of our honor.