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Lindsay Lohan, Rug Lunch Muncher

Lindsay Lohan EatingWe’ve seen Lindsay Lohan do a lot of things. Show her titties when she’s not getting paid. Not show her titties when she is getting paid. Get paid for covering other people’s titties in sparkly pasties. But for the life of us we cannot remember ever seeing this before. It’s Lindsay Lohan eating! We were pretty convinced that she subsisted on slut butts, Coke Zero, and the occasional Tic Tac. But behold! The beast requires actual calories! There appears to be mastication going on. Is this the moment when we realize that Lindsay is still human and not some sort of Madame Tussaud’s wax figure slowly sucking the life source from Donatella Versace until she is able to pass as a real girl?

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  1. Phlegmboy
    Posted October 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    Look at the faces she is pulling when putting the food in her mouth and chewing. What you do not see is her heading off to the bathroom to throw up then come back to the table and say “OK, I tried 2 grams of this food stuff. I will stick with vodka, vicodin, cigarettes and stray pubic hairs from my boyfriend Sam the DJ”.

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