Looking back on Lindsay Lohan’s career, there are two definite high points. Mean Girls and that one time she showed her boobs in New York magazine. Seeing how casting directors collapse into peals of laughter at the mere mention of her name, Lindsay’s having a do-over of the nude shoot. But this time it’s different! It’s Muse magazine instead of New York. And she’s not emulating Marilyn Monroe, she’s emulating Kate Moss. See? Totally different. Photographer Yu Tsai says:
“Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity. There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.
“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.
“She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.’ “
Here’s a (non-nude) preview of the 17-page spread that will be out tomorrow. As you can see, it’s brimming with artistic integrity. In fact, that’s the first thing we said when we looked at it. “It is reminiscent of a David Hockney narrative, but with the stark realism of a Bella Freud, and the freckled tit of the European brown thrush.” Then we smoked a pipe and adjusted our suede elbow patches.
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It just keeps getting worse and worse doesn’t it.. like a meth addict picking an oozy scab!!!
If her mother approved this, damn her for allowing it. If her mother didn’t know about this, damn her for ignoring it.
As far as I’m concerned, I’ve seen better pictorials by professionals who know what they’re doing. Clearly, this is a case of ‘Been There, Done There, The DVD’s Out For $19.99 At MySluttyLife.Com.’. Lindsay made this bed, she can sleep in it…and yeah, I know the obvious meaning behind that comment. Wake me when she actually decides to get her life back together or she’s a red smear along side her dead family.
Is there anyone who is genuinely attracted to this trainwreck? I’m 36 and she looks at least 40. I wouldn’t touch her with a ten-foot barge pole with an entire pack of condoms wrapped around both ends. I find this sad because she used to be cute as all get out. It is really not going to be very long before no one gives a fuck.
This chick makes no sense whatsoever. She has a problem with getting naked in movies, but she has no problem getting naked for magazines. I don’t understand her.
If by “stunning” you mean “rendering me unconscious” I will agree. It’s a pity, this young lady was once not a bad-looking young person. She now looks like Donatella Versace, on a bad day. Drugs are bad, mmmm’kay?