Yesterday we heard rumblings that Lindsay Lohan had been burgled. And other than the fact that the word burgled makes us exceedingly happy, we weren’t really interested. Hollywood tarts like Lindsay get burgled all the damn time. What’s in the news today? Heidi Montag is in a bikini and some half-wit actress got burgled. What’s interesting is when more than some gifted jewelry and a lonely pair of soiled panties gets taken. When the loot might be nudie-like, we’ll listen. The Chicago Sun-Times says:
The real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.
And for more proof, delve into Lindsay’s troubled mind via Twitter:
i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me.
“Old friend” is code for Dina, isn’t it?
We’re on the Twitters too! Just like Lindsay.
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Oh, Hell! Let the bidding blood path begin! If it’s strap-ons at twenty lashes, you know this will not end well. If it’s strap-ons at ten lashes with the family watching, it will never end!
The only thing she had of any real value was her career, and she gave that away a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago!
burglary my ass look at that fucking video. thats her in the white hood.she’s trying to keep herself relevant and get more money for crack. that porn vid will be “settled” out of court and will make its way to dvd and she will get a portion of the profit. this is just an attempt to play the innocent to the hilt. far be it from me to condemn ANY WOMAN from exploring her sexuallity(im a realist i like women that have no problem admitting the like getting fucked-any guy who doesnt agree with this is just a fucking pussy thats really afraid of a strong woman-fucking cowards) but this bitch is still trying to hold onto that was destroyed cause she couldnt stay sober. she better hope it comes to dvd because porn is the only thing id ever pay to she her in now. she need to eat more and get back her figure though.she did have a smokin body at one time
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