Remember when Lindsay Lohan claimed she saved 40 kids? Well, the human trafficking documentary that was the cause of this superhuman act is about to air, and the BBC has leaked a very short teaser. It is nothing short of incredible, especially when Lindsay uses her powerful deductive skills to figure out the bad guys: “The parents aren’t necessarily in the wrong. The children are obviously not in the wrong . . . ” Then, her eyes light up with realization, and she leans forward and proudly reveals the true culprit: “The traffickers are the ones in the wrong, because they know what they’re doing, and anyone who says that they don’t know? I mean, come on.” Then, watch in wonder as Lohan goes all 20/20 and accosts a woman about trafficking, attempting to speak these words under the weight of her surgically altered lips:
“Didn’t you hear that children were abused, and some girls, maybe if they were attractive, were raped and prostituted?”
“But not the ugly ones or the fat ones because, like, ew.”
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See it SHOULD have been Lindsay instead of Robert Downey Jr. I the new Sherlock Holmes movie!!!
OK, time to pack up. It’s over. The End is coming very, very soon when some idiot allows Lindsay Lohan to be filmed for a documentary about India.
She probably thought India was that state where Peyton Manning plays QB.
is this dumb cunt for real? well im glad she’s there to set these people straight. she can teach them that prostitution is ok if you choose to do it because u need more cocaine,meth and booze. oh and morally it’s better to steal jewelry to sell for the drugs and booze then it is to prostitute yourself. unless of course youre a part time ( only when it’s the cool thing to do) lesbian and you are to busy racing through the streets trying to run people off the road while heavily medicated and/or drunk.
but ONLY as long as you look good! (or in Lindsay’s case… like a chain smoking 47 year old zombie!!!)