Embattled, faux-lipped firecrotch Lindsay Lohan desperately needs an image makeover. The only jobs of note she’s had recently are designing spangled pasties and tan spackle. So what better way to endear herself to the public than feeling up a known adulterer from a popular television drama? People reports:
Lindsay Lohan [was spotted] arriving at West Hollywood nightspot Voyeur with Sienna Miller’s ex, Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty. Sneaking in through the club’s backdoor, the pair were all over each other at a table in the front of the room, according to a clubgoer. The duo stayed for less than half an hour before leaving the nightclub.
Consider the source. People is normally a magazine full of pictures of Tanya Tucker’s country kitchen and stories about a dog with prosthetic legs saving a family from a fire, so taking time out from nuzzling Hollywood’s nuts to drop a tidbit like this is something else.
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Cripes, the way this chick is going, suicide would be a step up.
The man grew up a “Getty” and his parents named him “Balthazar”…could we ask for anything more?