Lindsay Lohan’s parents have very different ideas about who exactly their daughter is. Michael thinks that Lindsay is an out-of-control pill popper in desperate need of help (and maybe a Britney-style conservatorship with Daddy at the reigns—and holding the checkbook?). While Dina thinks that Lindsay is a “genius.” Well, at least they can both agree that she’ll always be the family’s best hope for raking in cash without ever working themselves. Some things never change. About the bad reviews Lindsay received for her recent Ungaro debut, Page Six reports:
Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”
She said that, despite her deal with the French fashion house, Lindsay would also be creatively involved in Dina’s shoe line, to debut in May. But the name won’t be “Shoe-Han.” Dina explained, “We are not going to announce the name so every Google and MySpace buys the domain name. Lindsay is signed to Ungaro, but she will definitely have input because she is so talented.”
First of all, “Shoe-Han” may be the worst name we’ve ever heard. We think that even “Dog Vomit, a shoe line by Dina Lohan” is more appealing. And second of all, we don’t really trust Dina’s definition of “genius” if this is what she thinks makes a totally awesome shoe. Yes, that is an open toe.
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I feel for Dina. I really do. Cause, man, I really hate it when every Google and MySpace buys up my desired domain names. I mean if it was one each that’s one thing, but EVERY? Totally lame.
Seriously. Doesn’t she at least know enough to buy up the domains BEFORE announcing the name? Stupid question, considering who we’re talking about. I think Shoe-Han was probably the name, but then people made of it for being idiotic and she was all, “Uh, no, that’s not the name.”
The words “Lohan” and “genius” belong in the same sentence like “Federline” and “talent”.
No kidding, meh. This is a tragedy waiting to happen and in 3-fucking-D!