If a person is serious about staying sober after a rehab stint, they usually stay home, eat a lot of cupcakes, watch a lot of American Idol, maybe hook up with a really rowdy bingo game at the nearest senior center. But when Lindsay Lohan leaves rehab she spends night after night at Teddy's and parties with Steve-O. Here's an idea, Lindz, if you really want to quite the booze and such, maybe you shouldn't be spending your time with a guy who likes to get beer enemas and who's favorite meal is fresh marijuana in a natural condom casing. Besides, seeing a grown man staple his own scrotum to his leg might be a bit much for your queasy detoxing stomach to handle.
Find classic Lindsay at MrSkin.com.
