Lily Allen Covers up Her Bangers, Airs out Her Gash

At left we have a photograph of British pop star Lily Allen. So demure. So covered. So ladylike. But she's a smart girl; she knows what gets the attention of the press (and therefore what makes the kiddies buy records). So after the cut listen to Lily say, "F that Wino crackhead. I can do better than her." And by "do better than her," Lily means flash her furburger (with some actual fur on it!) in public.

You know how it is when you're well into your pints and having a smashing time, you forget things. Like where you left your purse or the fact that you're married. Lily Allen is no different, except that the thing she forgot was the fact that she hadn't bothered putting on any panties before heading out on the town. The New York Daily News reports:

British singer Lily Allen was shocked ó shocked! ó when the paparazzi snapped her sunbathing topless. So what does she do? Show up at a party Thursday without any underwear. Her diaphanous black dress left no doubt she isn't a natural blond. Appropriately, one of the sponsors of the bash was an energy drink called Pussy. Allen, who flipped our photographer the bird, needed energy by the evening's end. Her father, actor Keith Allen, had to assist her out of the bash.

Well, at least we know the lengths to which Lily is willing to go in order to sell a product. But since you probably won't be able to drink Pussy this morning, drink in Lily's pussy instead.