"Smile" singer Lily Allen is such a goddamn good time. She's cute, she's funny, she sings good, she hates Perez Hilton, she makes fun of everyone, she drinks more than Hasselhoff at a White Castle and she is always pulling her squeakers out. In the last two days, she's shown her stuff twice–once on the beach and once at some event. The event pics are cool because besides the nip slip, she's standing next to a sign that inexplicably reads "ANAL". The beach pics are cool because her boobs are so delightfully pert. It makes you want to reach out a finger and poke one while saying, "BOOP!"
The good stuff–the NSFW stuff–is after the cut.
Anal-yze this:
Poke. "BOOP!" Poke. "BOOP!" Poke. "BOOP!" Poke. "BOOP!"
