Lily Allen Too

It's like someone got every famous female age 27 and under into a room and flung semen on them like holy water at an exorcism. Jessica Alba announces her pregnancy and they all fall domino-style after her. English pop singer/paparazzi-punter Lily Allen is pregged with a Chemical Brother's baby. Her rep says:

"I am pleased to confirm that Lily Allen and her boyfriend Ed Simons are expecting their first child. However, as the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy, as the health of Lily and their child is their paramount concern. As the pregnancy is at such an early stage the couple will be making no further comment but they are obviously both thrilled by the news. Lily's new album will be released as planned next year."

Lily and Ed have been a couple for a whole three months now, and apparently, he decided to mark that all-important twelve week anniversary by doing her without a rubber. Not only are babies a great way to save a failing relationship, they also make an excellent glue to hold together any brand new relationship. They also make good doorstops, stepstools, golf tees, spittoons, and frisbees.

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