Lily Allen's rawest and pinkest bits continue their rampage across Earth. First she hauled out the chips, then came the matching fish. And Lily was absolutely delighted. According to SF Gate, she said,
"I didn't know they were on the front pages of newspapers! I thought I was a Page Three girl. It's like: 'Lily, 23, from London.' Finally! My new manager left a message on my assistant's phone, saying, 'Uh, I don't know if you know, but Lily's boobs are all over the newspapers.' It's only taking a bikini top off. I've got nothing to be ashamed of about my body. We've all got them."
Twas so nice, she did it twice. After the cut, more Lily yoinkers. Want some milk for your Weetabix, old sport! We're proper chuffed!
Lily Allen is making an almighty splash in Cannes. She was booted off Formula 1 boss Flavio Briatoreís yacht after some spectacular boozy behaviour.
Lil ripped off her bikini top and threw herself off the side of the boat in a moment of drunken excitement. The crew had to fish her out of the Med because she looked like she was about to drown. Once she was back on board red-faced Flavio covered her up with her dress because he was embarrassed by her inappropriate antics. Then she was told, in no uncertain terms, it might be best to retire for the evening.
Flavio Briatore–father of Heidi Klum's daughter–is famous for dipping his ding dong into any friendly vagina that crosses his path, so you know you've got to be a drunken mess if he's asking you to cover up. That's like Amy Winehouse staging your intervention or Gary Busey telling you you're too fucking weird.
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She is SOOOOOO cute! Wish she wasn't blond though.
Well, she isn't a natural blonde, if that helps (the proof was in the previous set of photos).