Lily Allen: Three Nipples, Two Boobs

You love nipples, right? You love big ones, little ones, puffy ones, hard ones, brown ones, pink ones. It’s just nipples, nipples, nipples with you all day long. It’s really beginning to affect your work. When you called your boss Mr. Boobnipple yesterday he was really considering making you take a week or so off, away from all women and electronic devices. So Lily Allen showing you her third nipple probably isn’t going to help matters. And it will possibly ruin you for all future female contact. Two nipples just won’t be enough anymore, and the sight of the lonely duo will send you into a rage, cursing the day Lily Allen made you lust after the elusive third nipple.