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August 19, 2008 at 11:13AM

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Lily Allen Busts Out Right Hook and Both Boobs

She has black hair! She sings! She's English! She likes to get drunk and stumble down the street slurring and slamming her fist into every random person in her path! She's Amy Winehouse! No, wait. She's Lily Allen. The Sun reports:

Lily Allen swung a right hook after a drunken night out with TV presenter pal Miquita Oliver.

Lairy Lily knocked them back at The Groucho Club and then Ronnie Scott's in Soho, before getting into a fight with a female passer-by in the street.

The French girl provoked Lily by calling her a "fucking asshole". She also egged her on with further insults, with a vexed Lily shouting back: "Yeah, come and say that to my face you fucking cunt."

Keith's daughter - whose boob popped out of her top earlier in the boozy evening - then decided to exact her revenge on the mouthy pedestrian by punching her. After round one, Lily was ready to go back into the ring for more. She shouted: "Where is that bitch, man? I'll fucking batter her."

Thankfully T4 host Miquita persuaded her from temptation, with Lily agreeing: "Violence is bad."

Violence is fucking bad, you asshole cunt bitches. So make clicks through the cut to add some sex to your violence--Lily's Sugar Ray impression gave way to a double nip slip!

We don't know where this idea of the "English Rose" comes from. English girls with blooming cheeks and a shy, gentle demeanor, a lilting accent and handy with the teakettle? From what we've seen, the typical English girl has a missing canine tooth, bloody knuckles, two fingers in the air, and impossibly huge tit implants spilling out of a glittery shirt that reads "Britain's biggest whore". Only still good with gardening.

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