If You're In England, Prepare to Get Barfed on, or Have Your D Grabbed

Two items straight from our "People Who Are Famous in England Doing Crazy-Ass Shit" file, both via our gossip sensei, FemaleFirst:

1.

Lily Allen grabs a man's penis if she likes him.

The 22-year-old pop star confessed she has a unique way of letting a man know she would like to take their relationship further.

Lily said: "I'm not the type to leap on someone. If I fancy someone I'm quite immature about the whole thing, and just punch them on the arm a bit. It certainly breaks the ice. And you keep punching lower and lower until you've got their dick in your hand and then that's it. You've got them."

2.

Beth Ditto once deliberately "puked up" on a group of homophobic boys for mocking her sexuality. The openly gay Gossip singer was left fuming after she was ridiculed by some loutish boys during a boat ride.

Beth soon wiped the smiles off her tormentors' faces by sticking her fingers down her throat and regurgitating her semi-digested meal all over them.

She said: "I once purposefully puked on some homophobic boys on a boat. Looking back, it might not have been the most hygienic or healthy approach, but I considered it a political tactic more than revenge per se, and it certainly was very, very effective!"

This has been another entry from our "People Who Are Famous in England Doing Crazy-Ass Shit" file. Thank you.