That's it. She's had enough. Lily Allen is just sick of all you people always looking at her and talking about her and giving her attention. She's through. Fuck it. She's just gonna become a nun. That'll shut you up. Page Six reports that she told Spin:
"BEING a nun now makes total sense. I wouldn't do it for Jesus – I would do it to see tabloid gossip people have zero to write about. 'She prays all [bleep]- ing day – what are we going to write about now?' "
We're not sure we follow the logic here. If Lily Allen became a nun she would be LESS newsworthy? We're pretty sure she'd be flashing her tits in church and always praying to "fucking baby Jesus," and that sounds pretty interesting to us. Plus, we're not sure where Lily gets the idea that a bunch of nuns would say, "Sure, join us, we'll keep you safe from the paparazzi. We don't care if you're devoted to God or not." Who does she think she is, Whoopi Goldberg?
