Supposedly Lily Allen has retired from music, even though the people who make money off of her music career would beg to differ. That’s sad and all, since the kids seem to like Lily and her love of the F word, but she still has a very lucrative second career to fall back on: exposing her nipples in public. How is it, you ask, that Lily will make money off of this fallback option? That we’re not sure. She’s not exactly the stripper type. She’d probably get fired for starting a bar brawl or something. But she’s creative. Maybe she could come up with something. Like a Where’s Waldo? type of book series. Where’s Lily Allen’s Nipple? would feature Lily Allen’s nipple among the greenery in Central Park, dining in a crowded mall food court, cheering in the audience of a U2 concert. It would surely be a bestseller. After the cut, you can find Lily Allen’s nipples (well, two of them at least) for yourself. It won’t be too difficult, as they’re right out there on a balcony.
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Lovely indeed. Always “happy” to see new pics of Lily. Love her.
What was she thinking? I mean, you’d think by now most celebrities would know about the cameras and how those telescopic lenses and that running around naked on the balcony will only get those cameras snapping. Jesus! If the chick wants to do naked, find a beach that’s privately owned and so secluded, even God couldn’t find it.