Lilo’s Beanos Hang Low

Yesterday we pretty much ignored reports that Lindsay Lohan is considering a $900,000 offer to pose nude in Playboy. C’mon, guys. Lindsay Lohan nude in Playboy? It’s never gonna happen. And at this point, even if it did, would you really want to see it? Well, obviously, yes, you would, but not in the same sort of way you would have wanted to see it a few years ago. Now it would be based on some sort of sick fascination with how drugzzz can fuck up a really, really awesome body in such a short amount of time. And, sure, there still may be traces of Lindsay’s old buxomness present were she to pose, but ultimately it would be a letdown. Even if the awesome jugs had managed to escape the horrors of her lifestyle, she still looks like her mom after a three-day bender. Nobody wants to see that. But these side boob pics show us that even Lindsay’s best parts are suffering. Where once flopped buoyant and supple mammary flesh is now nothing but a sad, deflated sack. It’s only downhill from here.

Doodz, don’t do drugz. Following us on Twitter is way more fun anyway.