It seems that lately, we constantly come across new pictures of trampy teen tartlet Lindsay Lohan wearing a bikini, or a low-cut dress, or other such sartorial delights to show off her ever-expanding chest. It’s probably unhealthy to remain this excited week after week about the fact that Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are returning to their former meaty, beaty, big and bouncy glory, but at this point, they’re her only redeeming feature, what with the underage drinking and bad dye jobs and Letofucking and all.
Lindsay was on Leno the other night, looking uncommonly glowing and smiley and fit as a fiddle, wearing a purple dress that showed off her blossoming bustline to great effect (at this point, she’s just a few outfits away from a Dale Bozzio-esque fiberglass brassiere). And frankly, the chippie’s got some great stems on her, too.
But lest you start thinking to yourself, “Say, there. This ‘Lindsay Lohan’ doll. She’s a real cupcake, ain’t she? A nice, wholesome, all-American teenage girl,” be warned that her old persona, The Hohan, reared its dong-starved, Medusalike head again recently. Although she’s been spotted flashing a big shiny rock on her left ring finger and dropping hints that she’s about to make an honest man out of Jared “Jordan Catalano” Leto, tongues are wagging and rumors are flying that she hooked up with her erstwhile Just My Luck costar, Simpson salad-tosser Johnny Knoxville. According to the New York Daily News, Lo-ho and Knoxville reunited, and it feels so good, at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. A hotel snitch blabbed,
“They were really close, walking together through the bungalows by the pool. They didn’t seem to be acting too covertly, but that’s because nobody was around.”
OK, so walking with a former costar isn’t remotely scandalous. Cut us a break; we were just trying to flesh out all the titty pics with a story in a bid to look professional. And it totally worked! We win! WE WIN!!!
Oh ho! It’s the Lo-Ho! Sexy little pictures at MrSkin.com.
