The Late Show with David Letterman has become everyone's go-to show for breaking heavy news. First Britney chose the show to squeal about her second Federfetus implantation, now Paris and Nicole are rumored to be set to make nice. Perhaps it is the friendly, nonjudgmental gap between Letterman's teeth that makes stars feel so comfortable baring their innermost thoughts, or maybe it's just the lingering specter of circa '95 Drew Barrymore flashing her breasts that makes them feel so free.
According to imdb.com, it was Letterman himself who offered to "play peacekeeper" inviting both Simple Life stars to his show to publicly reconcile. Although the wily imdb does not state whether or not the pair has actually accepted the offer, the proposal is supposed to tape in September, which gives both the stars plenty of time to actually become secret pals on the DL, and rehearse the grand reconciliation scene to perfection. As much as we love a good catfight, it will be a refreshing change of pace to see these two spidery weirdos kiss and make up. Maybe not kiss, though. With all that gloss, their lips would just slide right off each other's faces like a couple of shimmery rose slugs.
Paris, in the buff! At MrSkin.com.
And check out Ms. Richie while you're at it.
