Great news everybody! One of the Kardashians is having a baby! Yay! Which one? Nope, not the one with the huge, juicy ass and the sex tape. Then surely it’s the Chyna lookalike with the criminal record? Nope, not her either. And it’s thankfully none of the tween sisters, so that only leaves the other one. The really short one. Whatsername. It starts with a K. Says Us Weekly:
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.
The E! reality star, 30, is not revealing the father’s identity or how far along she is, E! News reports.
Speaking with E! Tuesday, she refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick were back together.
“You’re going to have to see on the show,” she said, referring to her new reality show with sister Khloe, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, which debuts Sunday.
A source tells Us, “Their new show shows everything. She went nuts in Miami.”
Oooh, intrigue! Great way to get us to watch your show (you know, at least in theory; we’ll actually be watching Tool Academy). “Source”, a.k.a. Kourtney’s publicist, wants us to beleive that Kardashian went wild, picking up waiters, tourists, homeless men, anyone who could satisify her hungry beaver. But in reality she probably just gave her ex-boyfriend a beej on a boat. Oooh, wild!
Maybe Kourtney will get drunk and accidentally tweet the daddy’s name. But probably not. So follow CelebNewsWire on Twitter instead. We promise not to bore you with details of our trip to the salon, which is more than we can say for any of the Kardashian sisters.
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Congrats Kourt!
I can’t believe this is coming out NOW, a week before the new reality show debut. If anyone has been watching the previews for this show, it seems odd that she’d be doing all that while pregnant. And don’t be fooled by the ex being the man responsible for this. ITs just a publicity stunt.