Movie stars have all the luck. Huge paychecks, adoring fans, fancy cars, drag queens pelting them with condoms full of sticky liquid in nightclubs. Reports our favorite female impersonator, FemaleFirst:
Leonardo DiCaprio was reportedly pelted with condoms at a New York club recently.The 'Titanic' star – who decided to sit on the stairs at burlesque club The Box when he couldn't find a seat – was left stunned when drag queen Ms. Rosewood incorporated him into the act.
A source said: "As soon as Ms. Rosewood went on stage and saw Leonardo sitting on the side, he had a naughty twinkle in his eye. When Leonardo wasn't looking, he filled a condom full of a questionable liquid and threw it at him.
"After Leonardo got over the shock, he laughed and wiped himself off."
We know not to ever take a drag queen's actions at face value; that "Dance of 1,000 Dildos" you saw last weekend? It was really a commentary on the state of the world economy. In this instance, though, the meaning is a bit more straightforward. What Ms. Rosewood was trying to say with her condom throwing is that Leo should refrain from ever reproducing. We mean, look at him. Gross, right? And those statuesque, foreign supermodels he insists on dating? What a bunch of dogs. Keep those traits out of the gene pool, please, Leo.
