Leighton Says, “Sex Tape’s a Fake, Meester”

You’ve been fooled by fake celebrity sex tapes many, many times, we’re sure. How many times have you searched on “Britney Spears sex tape” or “Scarlett Johansson sex tape” and come up with very convincing results and proclaimed, “OMG! It looks just like her” even while a nagging voice in the back of your head said, “But Britney doesn’t have a wart in the middle of her forehead” or “ScarJo isn’t an A-cupper”? But when you saw the alleged Leighton Meeseter sex tape, there was no nagging voice. It really DID look just like her. But B says that’s bull, telling Harper’s Bazaar:

[The tape] is not real, so it makes me sort of sad. It’s unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did.

I definitely understand the nature of people better now and that the mere allegation of something like that could be headline news. People think it’s real because somebody says it is.

We’re just going to go ahead and believe her on this one. Not because we actually think the tape’s a fake, but because we think it will bring us good karma. If we believe that the foot-job tape is fake, then maybe the chances of another tape being real will increase. That other tape being Gossip Girl-on-Girl featuring Leighton Meester and Blake Lively in hot lesbo action. That sounds way better than a foot job anyway.

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