Eva Green. OK. Not only does she posess the two most perfect natural globules of teat meat in all of Europe, she likes to get naked on screen. She likes it so dang much that she's willing to sass legendary director Ridley Scott for cutting out her schtup scenes. Whatta wo-man!
The star of The Dreamers had a raunchy naked humpfest with eunuch/dine-n'-dasher Orlando Bloom in Scott's upcoming Kingdom of Heaven. Unlike Portman/Nichols/Closer, Eva is actually upset that the director cut the dirty scene, because he deemed it "too shocking". Eva says, "It is a pity because we spent so long getting it just right. I didn't know how much had been cut until I went into the studio to record the soundtrack. It was a shock when I found out how much had gone, all of the best bits." Woe!
Meanwhile, Green drops some hints regarding our long-held belief that Orlando Bloom lacks any genitalia and most likely urinates out of his navel: "What girl would not want to get naked with him? But he is not a seducer. He is very kind and careful and respects women . . . I was not close to falling for Orlando. He is a wonderful person, but I cannot imagine him as a boyfriend." Hah! We feel justified. One step closer to unraveling The Mystery of Orlando Bloom's Gonads, which, coincidentally, is our favorite book in the Bobbsey Twins series.
What, you haven't seen Eva Green in The Dreamers? Are you DAFT? Pics and clips at MrSkin.com!
