Remember how much you hated Kevin Federline when Britney first started humping him? You wanted to wrap one of his corn rows around the trailer hitch on you pickup truck and drag him through a parking lot full of shattered Mickey's bottles, remember? Well, that bad decision may seem inspired if Larry Birkhead gets his very special Christmas wish. According to In Touch Weekly:
They'd either be a match made in heaven or the biggest disaster since the Titanic, but according to an insider, Larry Birkhead has a crush on Britney Spears. "I think Britney is sexy," he tells In Touch. The insider says, "Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes – and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days," adding that Larry finds being a single dad challenging, and is looking to date a single woman with children.
We haven't seen the final copy of the In Touch interview yet, but we hear that Larry went on to declare that liver and onions are delicious, dog poop smells really good, and Angelina Jolie is a disgusting piece of trash that would never, ever like to stick his penis into.
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Larry Birkhead likes women who have emotionally underdevoleped. He needs a trainwreck of a woman to feel useful.
I bet he grew up with an emotionally needy woman and though he may dislike her, he always chooses a woman like her. It's comfortable and familiar.
I think he is a nice guy, but he would really harm his kid just by being with that lunatic!