Quick, Lara Flynn Boyle, Hide!

"Dammit, dammit, dammit! I haven't eaten anything but carrots and celery for ten freaking years and I'm still fatter than this parking meter? What do I have to do to beat you, Mr. Municipal Moneymaking Machine? Remove another set of ribs? Donate a lung, a kidney, and my liver to, like, people in Africa who would love to be fat? 'Cause I'll do it."

Lara Flynn Boyle is meatier–and nakeder–at MrSkin.com.