Kutcher Gets Punk'd by Daytona 500

Ashton Kutcher has admitted he's a redneck. What's next: Tara Reid admitting she's a drunk? Kevin Federline admitting he doesn't shower? This is shit we already know.

Demi's reported sperm donor was chosen to host the honorary starter at the Daytona 500 (We don't watch NASCAR, so we have no idea what the hell that means. Maybe that's the person who passes out the beer helmets.) where he proceeded to piss off every Jeff Foxworthy fan in attendance. Kutcher said, "I'm doing a little press conference thing 'cause I'm the honorary starter, and when I went down they told me that I couldn't wear blue jeans to the race. They said I had to wear khaki pants and, like, business attire. So I'm in the press conference and I'm telling 'em about it and I'm like, 'This is like the most redneck sport on the planet and I can't wear blue jeans!' And when I said redneck they (gasped) like I was saying something horrible. I'm like, 'No! I'm a redneck. It's okay!'" And if that wasn't proof enough that Kelso was born in Deliverance country, imdb gave us this picture. Nothing says kissin' cousins like a teen 'stache and a cowboy hat.