If we were asked which oversexed minx from Sex and the City we'd most like to see in a hardcore sex tape, we're pretty sure our first response would be Charlotte. We'd be taking a bit of a chance on that one, as there's a fifty-fifty chance that the uptight WASP would either be totally boring and uncreative or bed or she'd be a total fiend full of hellfire and willing to do just about anything. Most of those prep-school girls are capital B Bad underneath, right? Well, yesterday it looked like we might get the opportunity to see which side was dominant when news of a Kristin Davis sex tape surfaced. But, alas, it seems to be a hoax. TMZ reports:
Holy Charlotte York! Rumors have been floating around the Internet that there is a sex tape featuring "Sex and the City's" Kristin Davis. Well, not exactly.TMZ has learned that approximately 20 salacious photos dating back five years have re-surfaced featuring what looks like Davis in several compromising positions. We hear the pics were taken by an ex-boyfriend and are now being shopped by a broker from California.
The big question is, why are these being shopped now? "SATC" is ovah! Well, for starters, the movie is coming out in May. That can generate some buzz. Also, the market for sex tapes and racy photos was not what it is today (thank you very much Paris Hilton).
As for Kristin, her rep tells us unequivocally that she's seen one of the pics and "This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape."
We're actually inclined to believe an actress's flack for once. Remember back in 2006 when pics surfaced of Steve Martin frolicking in the surf with a petite brunette who was the spitting image of Kristin and for what seemed like months everyone thought The Jerk was courting The York? That turned out to be New Yorker staffer Anne Stringfield, whom Martin later married. So the obvious conclusion here is that we're not looking at a snap from a Kristin Davis sex tape, we're looking at a snap from an Anne Stringfield sex tape! Our deductive skills are unparalleled. We're thinking of donating our brain to MIT when we die (of autoerotic asphyxiation).
If you absolutely must view the peener that "Kristin" is licking in the above photo, visit I Don't Like You in That Way.
Kristin Davis can be found nude at MrSkin.com. And, yes, we're sure it's her this time.
