Where the Hell Is Lita?

Here is Twilight star Kristen Stewart on the set of the Runaways movie. She is portraying Joan Jett and from the looks of it, she's doing a fairly bang-up job. She's got the Joan shag down pretty good. She's got the Joan hunch going on. She's even smoking Tareytons (correction: Tarlingtons? WTF?), something we could see Joan Jett smoking in 1976. Every detail is in place. Every detail except one glaringly obvious one. That's right! You guessed it! We're talking about the exact brand of cotton/poly blend socks Jett wore in the '70s.*

* And by that we mean "the pussy-eating". Did you think we meant "the pussy-eating"? Because we totally did.

Now with more bonus fall-down-go-boomage.