Much like Christina Aguilera's nude pool time with her hubby, and Mary-Kate Olsen running around her home in nothing but a few strategically-placed rubies, Kristen Bell enjoys going without clothing while in her domicile, and she would very much like you to know about it, along with her hatred of the term "cute". According to our gossip life coach, FemaleFirst, Kristen says,
"Cute is great but you get it a lot and you want to scratch your face off. It's like, I'm not fucking cute, you fuck. I am a woman and I am voluptuous."
Oh snap, way to drive the point home with two F-words in one sentence. Vicious! Adorably vicious. Awww. Kristen adds,
"I rarely wear clothes when I'm at home. And I love making breakfast while I'm naked. But I've got to make sure the gardener is not coming over that day!"
Oh boy, can we ever relate to that! Only replace "gardener" with "Cousin Corky with the meth" and "making breakfast naked" with "playing with our Get-Along Gang figurines naked". Oh, Montgomery Moose, you irrepressible wag!
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That interview is old. I remember she actually said, "I'm not fucking cute, you fucking fuck!" (She got that dirty mouth from David Mamet, I bet.)
Just when I thought I couldn't love Kristen anymore. She has to say that. God is there anything this can do that would make me hate. I doubt it.
twman09 you are wrong. Kristen had that dirty mouth since she was a teen.