Kristen Bell Is a Real American Hero

Kristen Bell, aka Veronica Mars, is the new hero on Heroes. We don't watch Heroes because it's for nerd virgins, not popular in-crowders like us, but we hear it somehow involves people with supernatural powers. Judging by these pictures, Veronica Mars's secret power is bikini-wearing. Wherever there is evil and injustice in the world, she just hops into a phone booth or perhaps a Panera Bread bathroom because there aren't many phone booths around in the mobile age, and changes into a bikini. Then she emerges with a mighty flourish and a "TA-DAAAAA!" and maybe does a little softshoe, and the bad guys are all, "Gee, I guess we've all learned a lesson here today," and they shuffle off to volunteer to work with autistic children or three-legged dogs.

Miss Bell gets naked and rings your ding dong at MrSkin.com.