You guys know about Shark Week, right? It's the week of nonstop Discovery Channel programming all about the vicious, sharp-toothed, slippery killers lurking under the sea. Children and frat boys alike look forward to Shark Week like it was Christmas. Here at CNW it seems that we are unwittingly experiencing our own version of Shark Week. We call it Lesbian Week. First the (false) rumor that Eva Longoria and BeyoncÈ would be doing the coot-scootin' boogie in a movie, and now that possibly very real rumor that actresses Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez are embroiled in a lesberado romance. If this were shark week, you'd be donning shark-fin hats and noshing on Goldfish crackers. Since this is Lesbian Week, you should put on your vagina hats and snack on . . . uh . . . vaginas.
Kristanna, who has no problems talking about her predilection for the predilicking of the fairer sex, sat down for an interview with gay mag The Advocate. They addressed the long-standing rumor that Michelle and Kristanna are a couple and that they first hooked up while filming Bloodrayne:
What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?
[Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. UmÖI donít even know how to answer that.It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.
Uh-huh. [Smiles, doesnít say anything]OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]
Just donít look upstairs, OK?Ooh, OK. You donít want me to print that?
You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.
We're not sure if Kristanna is just jerking our collective bird here, or if she's actually coyly outing her chick chum. If the latter is indeed the case and you are the praying sort, please say a few words for the soul of Kristanna Loken, because, well, have you seen Michelle Rodriguez? She could tear a person's limbs off in one bloody, vicious bite. Hey, look, we've come full circle, back to Shark Week. See how we did that, right there? That's called "talent".
Kristanna be nude at MrSkin.com.
Michelle, too!
