It's not often that you'll find us celebrating the fact that an actress is eschewing a bikini to go fully-clothed on the beach. But when the actress is question is Keira Knightley, she of the lovely name and alluring pursed upper lip, and she's wearing a completely wet and utterly sheer tank top, you'll quickly see the reason we're making merry like a roving band of woodland gnomes in a clover field.
Remember when we used to make a special effort to bring you nipples first thing every Monday morning? It was kind of a bribe, so you'd come into the office with a spring in your step and a song in your heart, looking forward to the start of the work week, and then your boss would notice your frolicsome mood and think, "Say, there goes a real go-getter; a self-starter. I'm going to give that whippersnapper a promotion and a raise" and then you stick around at your job and thus check our website more often, and we're all happy. That's what's called a symbiotic relationship, like the shark and remora.
But then the upskirt took over as king of the accidental titillation, and pretty famous ladies started getting a little more demure about decolletage, and nipples have taken a backseat. But today, the bold and cutting-edge Keira Knightley bravely becomes a fashion icon, propelling us back to two months ago (nostalgia is so hot right now) and donning a see-through shirt at the beach. Pics are here and here. Oh, and for those of you who have never seen nipples before–the green ones are polka dots.
More of Keira–totally naked, you see–at MrSkin.com.
