Kirsten Dunst is a girl who is not into bras. This is not groundbreaking news–we've seen plenty of pokies from KD in Eternal Sunshine . . . and in Luckytown and, of course, in Spider-Man. But is it just us, or are her nipples suddenly getting more face time than Kirsten herself? Pretty soon they'll be dating Wilmer Valderrama, and we confess, we'd love to see them star in a buddy movie with Owen Wilson's bulge.
Seriously, are we going crazy(/beautiful) here or have her nips tripled in length and breadth?
(photo via Drunken Stepfater)
Besides the obvious applicabilities that come to mind, here are some alternative uses for Kirsten's mam-tips:
-two-hole punch
-toothpicks
-coathooks
-weapons of mass destruction
-Q-tips
-gun rack
-bedknobs
-broomsticks
Furthermore, what exactly is happening in this picture? It's so mysterious! Is she wearing a modified sheet? Is that a child's head in the background, partially obscured by Kirsten's camera-hogging nips?
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