Do you wanna hear Kirsten Dunst talk about sex? In public? With Jake Gyllenhaal? Of course you do. Because you have a much stronger stomach than we do and the thought of happening upon a gay cowboy giving it to Kirsten in a public restroom and periodically reaching down around her knees to fondle her breasts is something you can totally handle.
Yes, this comes from News of the World, and, yes, we're going to run with it anyway. But, hey, at least we're upfront about our story's possible inaccuracy instead of saying, "Our brother's girlfriend's cousin interviewed Kirsten Dunst for, uh, Sporting Dogs Monthly magazine and this is what she said. We've heard the tapes." Nevertheless Kirsten opened up (to someone) about her failed relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl.
We tried to spice things up ó we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.
She said a bunch of other crap about Jake and love and destiny and junk, but we just can't bring ourselves to continue talking about Dr. Sunken Tits so you can read about it here. But if you end up with regurgitated bacon and eggs all over your keyboard, don't blame us.
If you've gotten this far you probably think Kirsten is a boner fide hottie, so check her–and her aversion to bras–out at MrSkin.com.
