Hollywood Trend Alert! Just going to rehab is so 2007. The new thing is to check yourself into Cirque Lodge with little to no explanation, then leave quietly and go about your life, and a couple of months later casually tell a reporter, "Oh, I'm not an addict. No, no, no. I was researching a role/I was just really, really sad." And it sure is a good thing that Kirsten Dunst has jumped on Eva Mendes's bandwagon (again), because it easily explains away all those times Kiki is spied sipping on the hooch. Booze cures depression! It's like medicine! E! reports:
ìI didnít go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,î Dunst tells me exclusively during a lunch break on All Good Things. ìI went there for depression.îThe 26-year-old Hollywood veteran makes a point of explaining that while she consulted doctors along with family and friends about treatment, it was ultimately her decision to make.
ìIt was a good six months before I decided to go away,î Dunst says. ìI was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn't know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.î
You know, that kind of makes sense. If we were depressed, we think that seeing a roomful of Lindsay Lohan's contemporaries would snap us right out of it and have us feeling pretty damn good about ourself.
Oh, and in case you were wondering:
ìI am not,î she says with a laugh, ìdating Ryan Gosling!î
That's right, Keek. Fucking isn't dating. TouchÈ! We gossips should learn how to better choose our words.
Sexy Kirsten will cure your blues at MrSkin.com.
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I've never understood her appeal as she is a true Butterface. Not really talented and rather homely. I don't get it.