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Kirsten Dunst Shows off Her Sunken Tits, Dr.

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"What's that you said, CelebNewsWire? Cause It sounded something like 'Garbble warbble gabba tutta nicht,' which doesn't make much sense, cause I don't speak German. You know I was too busy making Sofia Coppola believe she has talent to go to school. But what I think you said is 'Watch out, Kirsten, your boobs look like they might slip out of that cafe curtain you're wearing as a shirt and slap you in the knees. You should have worn pants.' In which case, thanks for the advice, guys, but I like my tits like this. Later on in the evening after this girl next to me here bumps into me and accidentally pours the remains of her gimlet in my ear, I can pull my teat up to my ear, tweak up my nipple, and use it as a Q-tip."

Kirsten "Dr. Sunken Tits" Dunst totes around her floppers at Yeeeah!

And catch a little Kiki see-through action at MrSkin.com.

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2 Comments

  1. andy g
    Posted July 17, 2007 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    Are you guys kidding? Have you not seen the pics of her body surfing with her top falling down and the boobs showing? All natural, great looking tits. Sorry that you can't recognize real tits when you see them these days with all the plastic immitations not flopping around.

  2. Sun-Dried Eyes
    Posted July 17, 2007 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    I've always been into Kirsten, but I could stomach pics like this better if they had headlines like, "Dunst does coke like tic-tacs" or "A bankrupt Dunst raids Goodwill".

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