What happened to the CelebNewsWire of yore? The one full of Lindsay Lohan inviting 3 Italian men into her clam and Kate Moss transporting class A drugs over borders in Faberge eggs and Fred Durst begging ladies to touch his balls and his ass? We're tired of talking about babies and baby bumps and baby names! When did Hollywood go middle aged? We scoured and scoured and scoured the internet today to find some tidbit, some tiny little nugget, involving a salacious hookup or depraved sexual proclivity. And all we were able to come up with was Kirsten Dunst screwing the Mac Guy. Take it away, New York Daily News:
Now it's Justin Long's turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The "Mac guy" was snogging Dunst, who's been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other."
Remember when Dunst was allegedly hooking up with another of Drew Barrymore's exes, Strokes Guy? And now Mac Guy. Kiki does enjoy the Barrymore sloppy seconds. Especially sloppy seconds consisting of men known primarily by their main employer plus the word "guy". Next up, Kirsten will date Irish Bar Guy and Hole Guy and That One Guy Who Pushed Donna Martin Down the Stairs Guy.
Kirsten sexes it up at MrSkin.com.
