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Are you available, male, between the ages of 21-30, and located in the greater Los Angeles metropolitan area? Do you possess disheveled, rakish looks topped off by a tousled mop of dark chocolately curls? Then please, by all means, put on a hat and do not venture out of doors or walk near open windows! TMZ.com reports:
Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst is weaving a tangled web of possible hookups all around Hollywood, and she's ensnared a couple of prominent exes — which could lead to some very interesting bitchfights. Her latest conquest, says Us Weekly, is Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, who just broke up with Drew Barrymore. They're "just friends" but it seems, according to a source, that Kirsten's looking for love. Then there's "The OC's" Adam Brody, who recently split from Rachel Bilson ñ Kirsten and Adam were spotted together at celeb-boite Hyde. And of course, just a few days ago, it was Dunst and Aquaman himself, "Entourage's" Adrian Grenier, who hasn't broken up with anyone recently. Why all the cavorting with various moderately-famous men? "Kirsten has been lonely," says an Us source.
Well, guess she definitely has a type. Also: "Kirsten has been lonely." Never before has a statement about a celebrity's emotional state sounded so chillingly ominous. Orlando Bloom and Andy Samberg have both failed to don a cap, burkha, or sheitel, and fell prey to the oily wiles of the Dunst. In the coming weeks, we expect Hollywood detectives to discover Dustin Diamond dead and discarded in the bushes, his neck bearing the distinct mark of two misshapen eyeteeth.
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