Kingston Is a Punk Rocker

Kingston Rossdale, son of rock stars Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, is just shy of his third birthday. And, sure, he's still sucking on a pacifier, but little dude is hip. His mom didn't slap a cereal bowl on his head and cut the overhang like your mom did. That 'do cost more than your couch. Oh, and Kingston also has a nicer car and a hotter girlfriend than you do. Haha, loser, how's it feel to be showed up by a toddler? Pretty bad, right? Thought so.