Kimora Lee Simmons Makes Diamonds Out of Doggies

Ah, to be Kimora Lee Simmons. We're not quite sure what it is exactly that she does with herself every day, but we're pretty sure it involves daily manicures and professional skin buffings, and she probably finds time to fit in a few prank calls to Russell, usually posing as a really hot guy who wants Russell for a "photo shoot." But apparently she's also conquered the miracles of nature, as she's set to have her dear dead doggy turned into a diamond. Reports Starpulse:

Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons' ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons wants to honor her late dog by turning the pet's remains into a diamond. The Baby Phat model and fashion designer is in mourning after 18-year-old bitch Zoe's recent death.

But she is contemplating celebrating Zoe's life with a new piece of jewelry.

She tells People.com, "You have to... grieve. It's okay to take time and say this meant something to my life and (to) honor it. There is a company that makes diamonds out of your loved ones. They make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond."

We get it. This isn't some sort of hoodoo magic that Kimora's talking about; she's referring to growing diamonds in a lab. And we know exactly who put her up it: boyfriend Djimon Hounsou. Two years after the release of Blood Diamond, the world is forgetting the lessons they learned from that Very Important movie. Plus, the offers just aren't rolling in for Djimon and he needs the residuals, so a little publicity for the Horrible Atrocities™ covered in his big-break movie will surely get those checks flowing.