Were you too busy battling your smack addiction from 1998 to 2004 to watch a single episode of Sex and the City? Couldn't afford HBO because you spent entire paychecks on Thundercats action figures and collectables? Never got around to renting Porky's to see what got old folks in the 1980s horny? Well, have we got something new and exciting for you: Kim Cattrall's nipple! For the rest of you who have seen every nook and cranny of her deck and fanny this may not be all that exhilarating.
You wanna see that there nipple of which we spoke? Then click on this itty bitty word right here. We don't know where this particular photo came from, or even when it was taken, but we do have a theory about how that oddly placed, upturned nipple found its way out of that drab, drapey piece of fabric: Kim was attending an event, walking past a bank of cater waiters, when she encountered an intrusive and unwelcome camera. Noticing the look of terror on her face, a passing exotic bird decided to come to her rescue and landed on her hip in a desperate attempt to distract the camera's lens from Kim's rapidly aging face, Pocahontas-after-an-especially-wild-night-with-Captain-Smith hairdo, and bedsheet-as-dress ensemble. Noticing that its mere presence wasn't doing much to draw attention away from these things, the bird then latched its jaws onto a section of fabric and began to tug the dress downward until enough nipple was exposed to capture every wandering glance. Every young Hollywood whippersnapper should take this a valuable lesson: If ever you are having a bad hair day, you got caught in the rain before an event and mascara ran all down your face, or you accidentally sent every last piece of clothing in your closet to the cleaners and had to arrive wearing a dress fashioned out of the cover from one of your couch cushions, resort to nudity. If you let a nipple or the external parts of your lady flower hang out of your dress, no one will notice anything else on your person.
Does MrSkin.com have more naked pictures of Kim Cattrall? You bet your sweet ass.
