John Mayer has been known to stick his wick into some pretty strange places (Papa Joe knows what we're talking about), so maybe there's justification in Jennifer Aniston thinking that Kimberly Stewart can trick John into throwing her a bone. Maybe. According to The Mirror, Jen had Kim's ass booted from one of Johnboy's gigs:
When you're as unlucky in love as Jennifer Aniston, the last thing you want is some flirty young blonde chasing after your bloke.So it's no wonder the Friends star sent Kimberly Stewart packing when she tried to sneak backstage at John Mayer's recent gig.
But it took dim Kim some time to get the message – she got kicked out TWICE.
John clearly has a bit of history with the model as all hell broke loose when clingy Jen spotted 28-year-old Kim backstage while John was warming up for Sunday's Hard Rock Calling gig in London's Hyde Park.
Ever the gent, John tried to defuse the situation by getting his security to boot out Kim.
And as the bouncers chased after Kim, Jen, 39, eyeballed her rival to warn her off John.
Our spy says: "Jennifer spotted Kimberly and asked John what she was doing there.
"John and Kim know each other from clubbing in LA, but Jennifer doesn't want anyone around who reminds her that he used to be a player.
"She has fallen head over heels for John, but she's scared it will all go wrong again.
"Another woman stole her man before when Angelina Jolie started dating Brad Pitt – she couldn't bear it to happen again."
But Kim wasn't giving up without a fight…
Ten minutes after being told to leave, she was on the side of the stage, waving at John and cheekily catching Jennifer's eye while she was taking photos of her fella.
We hear: "She had been told twice by security that she would be removed but she stood there bold as brass.
"Jennifer was on the opposite side of the stage and John felt like piggy-in-the-middle.
"He saw the tension and told his bouncers to get rid of her at all costs.
"Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: 'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?' "She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."
Somehow we can't see these ladies being best Friends anytime soon…
We understand Jennifer Aniston's desire to not be in the same room as Kimberly Stewart, even if that room is filled with two thousand other people. Kim was once friends with Paris Hilton, so you never know what sort of toxins she emits into the air, and Jen likes to keep her lungs pure. But feeling threatened that Kim will steal her boyfriend? Obviously Jen was powerless to fight the force of Angelina Jolie, as she crushes all libidos in her wake and turns men to quivering puddles of jizz, but Kimbo Stewart? That's like being worried that Amy Winehouse is going to steal your refrigerator full of nutritious fruits and vegetables.
Jen gets bare at MrSkin.com.
