And speaking of Britney Spears, she might have a competitor in the cooing-baby-sounds-passing-as-singing department if Kim Kardashian has her way. According to E!:
The reality star told Hyla on the Yo on E! satellite radio show Wednesday that she would like to try her hand at singing: “I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”
We know you need to make money and all, but seriously girl, stop. You don’t need to insert your booty into every profession. It’ll start to get especially ridiculous once you’ve run the gamut of typical Hollywood occupations and you start branching off to accounting and used-car sales. You have one job: having a huge ass. When you do your taxes, that line that says occupation should say, “Possessing a gigantic posterior.” Stick with what works. That’s all you need.
And to illustrate why Kim should stick to what she knows, here she is performing with The Pussycat Dolls recently. She looks so bored and confused. Like, what am I supposed to do? Flipping my hair is sexy, right? I’ll do that. She does know enough to spend half her time wiggling her ass at the camera tough, so that’s something.
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