Kim Kardashian Gets Wet

Kim Kardashian has an official website. And on this website, she posts little updates about her life for her fans, accompanied by cute pictures of her posing with the Jonas Brothers, cuddling koalas in Australia, and such and such. The other day, she posted this entry:

Kourtney and I went to Miami a few months back. We had a fun and relaxing time. Here are some photos we took while we were there.

If this were any other site, such a paragraph would be paired with pictures of a lady with a gunt spilling over her Old Navy cargo shorts kneeling next to a dolphin tank, and you wearing a visor reading "Bienvenido a Miami" giving the thumbs-up by some flamingos. But if you're Kim Kardashian and her sister, you get this:

We've spent so much time admiring Kim's colossal can that we've never really noticed that she's sporting some impressive front butt as well. Or maybe she just has two staggeringly huge knots of fat that travel around her torso at will, filling out areas that face the cameras. Like hookworms! Erotic hookworms.

The pneumatic wonder Kim stuns and amazes at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Kim Kardashian, celebs in bikinis

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 Posted by: Kathleen | May 16, 2008 11:21 PM

Kim Kardashian's ass looks good with clothes on, but bare it's cellulite-ridden and doesn't have a nice shape.

 Posted by: Wes | July 18, 2008 04:43 AM

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