Uggggghhhh. We've been trying to ignore the hoo-ha about the Kim Kardashian sex tape because the name of the blog is CelebNewsWire. Celeb. As Kim Kardashian is semi-known only for risking chancre infection via a close Paris friendship and having a father who defended O.J., she doesn't necessarily qualify. However, we thought back to the humble beginnings of Paris herself, who started her "celebrated" "career" as nothing more than the gently retarded progeny of hotel folk with a predilection for dancing on tables with her sister. And look at her now!
Besides, Kim got peed on.
After several weeks of Kim coyly doing the "no, there's no tape . . . wait, maybe there is" fox trot, we've learned that the tape does exist, it will be distributed by Vivid on February 28, and most likely Kim gave the OK for its sale. Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch says:
"We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video … I've seen the video and it's really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . . Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money's worth."
Will they? What's the going price for urine these days? You can check out a NSFW preview of the flick here, and please note that its official title is Kim Kardashian Superstar . . . Featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J. Man, that's a lot of "star"s in one title. There is such a thing as trying too hard. They should call it Lawyer's Kid with Decent Faux Breasts . . . featuring Moesha's Brother.
