Paris No Fan of Kardashian's Can

Most humans are transformed into quivering, genuflecting, humble peons in the presence of Kim Kardashian's twin gluteal globules. Like Montezuma himself, her mammoth ass reigns over Hollywood. But there is one person who doesn't wish to tame and possess its soft, domed wonder: one Miss Paris Hilton. On Monday, Paris made a guest appearance on a Las Vegas radio show, and said,

ìI would not want [Kimís butt] – itís gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.î

After it dawned on Einstein that it was on the radio and Kim heard it, Paris issued an apology through In Touch:

ìI was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kimís hot!î

Nice job, Paris, you dummy. Anyway, the saying isn't "cottage cheese in a trash bag", it's "ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag". Also acceptable: "rotten oatmeal in a faux Birkin" and "diarrhea in a fanny pack". Though the only term Paris is intimately familiar with is the related "cyst pus inside a condom". Which, coincidentally, makes a great cat toy!

More of Kim's luscious latter end in a vaguely see-through dress from this past weekend:

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