Kim Kardashian strapped her staggeringly huge bucket into a pair of bikini bottoms and took them to the beach. "Oho!" we thought. "Now we will truly get to the bottom (<– awesome) of this mystery: assplants or padded underwear?" But Kardashian appears to have inherited the masterful legal mind of her father and cleverly conceals any clues that would lead to the unveiling of the reason behind her very suddenly large ass. She has a beach wrap AND a towel going on here–why would a lady so proud (and rightly so, mind you) of her colossal posterior, sticking it out for all pictures in the past few weeks, hide it while in a setting specifically designed to show off such a wonder? The one shot of the wet wrap in the water offers little. It doesn't LOOK like she's sporting any sort of stuffing–unless she's still hiding the assplant incisions, we're almost going to have to say that Kim is a mystical person who eats food and has every calorie go straight to her butt, where instead of turning to cellulitic flab, it changes over to perfectly rotund, semi-solid heaven. It's hoodoo business, this ass.
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I would roast that ass and carve it like a Christmas goose. I have no idea who Kim Kardashian is but Ice T should convert to Mormonism and take her as wife #2.
Kim, paid for that Ass. Are you serious. look at her pictures from two years ago. Eating has nothing to do with it she is just like that slut Coco anything to get Black men. So she bought somes Ass and some breast
didn't the crazy days and nights blog out kim as a hooker? supposedly she was at the NBA allstar game and wanted some basketball guy to pay her $5000 to have sex with her.
Are you kidding me? Is it just me or do i see white flap which looks like to be a piece of white tape that couldn't be attached to the swimsuit because it doesn't go all the way around unless she sewed it on there herself or had it custom made by her surgeon. To me, it looks like either a bandage or some kind of padding but i don't think padding would be exposed but a wound that needs not to be fully exposed to salt water//other substances would be. Who knows maybe I am just seeing things.