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Kim Kardashian’s Butt Is the Planet’s Best

kim_kardashian_white_bikiniFHM continues its reign of relevance, the April issue of the Australian version teaches us how to “make your PC a hi-fi” and “rule touch footy”. That alone is worth the cover price, but the mag also features photographs of hot television stars from the U.S., with Kim Kardashian and her glorious alpine ass slopes gracing the cover. FHM also purports that Kim has “the best body on Earth,” which is good news for the rest of the universe. “Keep dreaming, Earth female,” nodded Princess GlorpBlorf of the third ring of Saturn, lovingly patting her pageant-winning spacebreast and comely tentacles.

All the FHM skirts, including Summer Glau, Eva Amurri, Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Erin Cummings, Olivia Munn, and Jessica Stroup:

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4 Comments

  1. Francis Rossi
    Posted March 11, 2010 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    Ass is good.

  2. festie
    Posted March 13, 2010 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    best body according to whom pray tell?

  3. simone
    Posted March 17, 2010 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    In the immortal words of Paris Hilton: Her ass is like Cottage Cheese in a garbage bag.

    Shes a Famewhore of MODERATE BEAUTY and ZERO talent, unless getting peed on in a porn by Ray J “Talent”

  4. Posted March 23, 2010 at 6:29 am | Permalink

    Looks wonderful!!!

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