We’ve got some news today that is going to make you question your entire world view. It’s going to shock you so much, you’ll end up thinking crazy shit, like the ocean is red, human hair is food, and Kevin Federline is talented. Get ready for this, folks: reality TV isn’t real! We understand if you need to retire to the nearest fainting couch. Reports Page Six:
NBA star Rashad McCants says there was nothing real about his stint on former girlfriend Khloe Kardashian’s reality show. The shooting guard said Khloe and sister Kourtney, who claimed he cheated on Khloe, “made the whole thing up.” McCants said a “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” episode — where they were seen hacking into McCants’ voice mail and listening to suggestive phone messages apparently left for him by a female fan — was staged. He said the curvy sisters did not have his current phone number and he and Khloe “had already called it quits” in January, before the segment was even taped.
We know you’re upset about this truly unbelievable accusation, so we’ve planned a little pick me up: a story about Kim Kardashian getting punched in the face! Hey, who are we to judge what amuses you? We just report the facts. Says Popeater:
Kim Kardashian offered herself as a punching bag for charity.The reality TV starlet participated in a boxing event that benefits The Dream Foundation at the Commerce Casino in Commerce, California. Kardashian took several punches to the face and eventually lost the fight. She’s even sporting a day-after black eye from the dust-up.
Hmmm. That looks a bit more like too much of Urban Decay’s S&M shade and excessive Fabulash to us.
